toast = new Rotator("It is best to rise from life as from the banquet,<br>neither thirsty nor drunken. - Aristotle");
toast.event("25 Jul", "1d", "I have never let my schooling<br>Interfere with my education.<br>- Mark Twain");
toast.event("26 Jul", "1d", "It is only possible to live happily ever after<br>On a day-to-day basis.<br>- Margaret Bonnano");
toast.event("27 Jul", "1d", "There's a difference between a philosophy<br>And a bumper sticker.<br>- Charles M. Schulz");
toast.event("28 Jul", "1d", "The words that enlighten the soul<br>are more precious than jewels.<br>- Hazrat Inayat Khan");
toast.event("29 Jul", "1d", "Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.<br>Art is knowing which ones to keep.<br>- Scott Adams");
toast.event("30 Jul", "1d", "An invasion of armies can be resisted,<br>But not an idea whose time has come.<br>- Victor Hugo");
toast.event("31 Jul", "1d", "The height of cleverness is<br>To be able to conceal it.<br>- Rochefoucauld");
toast.event("01 Aug", "1d", "A man is only as old<br>As the woman he feels.<br>- Groucho Marx");
toast.event("02 Aug", "1d", "Make everyday a masterpiece.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("03 Aug", "1d", "Early to rise and early to bed<br>Makes a male healthy and wealthy<br>And dead. - James Thurber");
toast.event("04 Aug", "1d", "Here's to home,<br>The place where we are treated best,<br>And grumble the most.<br>- From an Old Postcard");
toast.event("05 Aug", "1d", "When the husband drinks to the wife,<br>All would be well;<br>When the wife drinks to the husband, all is.<br>- Old English Proverb");
toast.event("06 Aug", "1d", "Drink with impunity -<br>Or anyone who happens to invite you!<br>- Artemus Ward");
toast.event("07 Aug", "1d", "Here's to love and unity,<br>Dark corners and opportunity.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("08 Aug", "1d", "To our women, our horses,<br>And the men who ride them.<br>- French Calvary Toast");
toast.event("09 Aug", "1d", "Let us resolve to do the best we can<br>With what we've got.<br>- William Feather");
toast.event("10 Aug", "1d", "A bottle of good wine, like a good act,<br>Shines ever in the retrospect.<br>- Robert Louis Stevenson");
toast.event("11 Aug", "1d", "To our wives and sweethearts.<br>May they never meet!<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("12 Aug", "1d", "May the warmth of our affections<br>Survive the frosts of age. - Anonymous");
toast.event("13 Aug", "1d", "May poverty always be<br>A day's march behind us.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("14 Aug", "1d", "May your sheep all have lambs<br>But not on Christmas night.<br>- Irish Proverb");
toast.event("15 Aug", "1d", "A stout ship, a clear sea,<br>And a far-off coast in stormy weather.<br>- Navy");
toast.event("16 Aug", "1d", "Fair thought and happy hours<br>Attend on you.<br>- The Merchant of Venice, Act III");
toast.event("17 Aug", "1d", "May those who deceive us<br>Be always deceived.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("18 Aug", "1d", "Here's to the land we love<br>And the love we land.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("19 Aug", "1d", "A bad day of fishing is still better<br>Than a good day at work.<br>- Bumper Sticker");
toast.event("20 Aug", "1d", "To the good old days . . .<br>We weren't so good,<br>'Cause we weren't so old!<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("21 Aug", "1d", "No problem is so formidable<br>That you can't walk away from it.<br>- Charles M. Schulz");
toast.event("22 Aug", "1d", "What, sir, would the people of the earth<br>Be without woman?<br>They would be scarce, sir,<br>Almighty scarce.<br>- Mark Twain");
toast.event("23 Aug", "1d", "Absent friends --<br>Though out of sight<br>We recognize them<br>With our glasses.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("24 Aug", "1d", "A speedy calm to the storms of life.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("25 Aug", "1d", "A bottle of good wine, like a good act,<br>Shines ever in the retrospect.<br>- Robert Louis Stevenson");
toast.event("26 Aug", "1d", "Love to one,<br>friendship to many,<br>and good will to all.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("27 Aug", "1d", "I like long walks,<br>Especially when they are taken<br>By people who annoy me.<br>- Noel Coward");
toast.event("28 Aug", "1d", "Marriage is a wonderful institution,<br>but who wants to live in an institution.<br>- Groucho Marx");
toast.event("29 Aug", "1d", "Make the most of life when you may,<br>Life is short and wears away!<br>- William Oldys");
toast.event("30 Aug", "1d", "May our feast days be many<br>And our fast days be few.<br>- Mary L. Booth");
toast.event("31 Aug", "1d", "Do not resist growing old -<br>Many are denied the privilege.");
toast.event("01 Sep", "1d", "The wise man will love;<br>All others will desire.<br>- Afranius");
toast.event("02 Sep", "1d", "A speedy calm to the storms of life.");
toast.event("03 Sep", "1d", "Everybody in life gets the same amount of ice.<br>The rich get it in the summer<br>And the poor in the winter.<br>- Bat Masterson");
toast.event("04 Sep", "1d", "To life.<br>The first half is ruined by our parents<br>And the second half by our children.");
toast.event("05 Sep", "1d", "May you live to be a hundred years<br>With one extra year to repent.<br>- Irish Proverb");
document.writeln(toast.getEvent());