toast = new Rotator("It is best to rise from life as from the banquet,<br>neither thirsty nor drunken. - Aristotle");
toast.event("24 May", "1d", "Believe those who are seeking the truth.<br>Doubt those who find it.<br>- Andre Gide");
toast.event("25 May", "1d", "Everything that irritates us about others<br>Can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.<br>- Carl Jung");
toast.event("26 May", "1d", "One of the most striking differences<br>Between a cat and a lie<br>Is that a cat has only nine lives.<br>- Mark Twain");
toast.event("27 May", "1d", "When you betray somebody else,<br>You also betray yourself.<br>- Isaac Bashevis Singer");
toast.event("28 May", "1d", "Politics is perhaps the only profession<br>For which no preparation is thought necessary.<br>- Robert Louis Stevenson");
toast.event("29 May", "1d", "When we remember we are all mad,<br>The mysteries disappear and life stands explained.<br>- Mark Twain");
toast.event("30 May", "1d", "Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion<br>Without the discomfort of thought.<br>- John F. Kennedy");
toast.event("31 May", "1d", "The reason people blame things<br>On previous generations<br>Is that there's only one other choice.<br>- Doug Larson");
toast.event("01 Jun", "1d", "The reason we have two ears<br>And only one mouth,<br>Is that we may hear more<br>And speak less.<br>- Zeno");
toast.event("02 Jun", "1d", "Criticism comes easier<br>Than craftsmanship.<br>- Zeuxis, Greek painter (~400 BC)");
toast.event("03 Jun", "1d", "That best portion of a good man's life,<br>His little, nameless, unremembered acts<br>Of kindness and of love.<br>- William Wordsworth");
toast.event("04 Jun", "1d", "If you do not tell the truth about yourself<br>You cannot tell it about other people.<br>- Virginia Woolf");
toast.event("05 Jun", "1d", "Courage is the art of being the only one<br>Who knows you're scared to death.<br>- Harold Wilson");
toast.event("06 Jun", "1d", "There is nothing more demoralizing<br>Than a small but adequate income.<br>- Edmund Wilson");
toast.event("07 Jun", "1d", "Always forgive your enemies;<br>Nothing annoys them so much.<br>- Oscar Wilde");
toast.event("08 Jun", "1d", "To acquire knowledge, one must study;<br>But to acquire wisdom, one must observe.<br>- Marilyn vos Savant");
toast.event("09 Jun", "1d", "A strong conviction<br>That something must be done<br>Is the parent of many bad measures.<br>- Daniel Webster");
toast.event("10 Jun", "1d", "It is the spirit and not the form of law<br>That keeps justice alive.<br>- Earl Warren");
toast.event("11 Jun", "1d", "The world is a tragedy to those who feel,<br>But a comedy to those who think.<br>- Horace Walpole");
toast.event("12 Jun", "1d", "Joy is not in things; it is in us.<br>- Richard Wagner");
toast.event("13 Jun", "1d", "What others think of us would be of little moment<br>Did it not, when known, so deeply tinge<br>What we think of ourselves.<br>- Paul Valery");
toast.event("14 Jun", "1d", "Everyone is entitled to be stupid,<br>But some abuse the privilege.<br>- Anonymous");
toast.event("15 Jun", "1d", "Justice is the constant and perpetual will<br>To allot to every man his due.<br>- Domitus Ulpian, Roman Jurist");
toast.event("16 Jun", "1d", "A neurosis is a secret<br>That you don't know you are keeping.<br>- Kenneth Tynan");
toast.event("17 Jun", "1d", "To be able to fill leisure intelligently<br>Is the last product of civilization.<br>- Arnold Toynbee");
toast.event("18 Jun", "1d", "Man invented language to satisfy<br>His deep need to complain.<br>- Lily Tomlin");
toast.event("19 Jun", "1d", "The trouble with the rat race<br>Is that even if you win,<br>You're still a rat.<br>- Lily Tomlin");
toast.event("20 Jun", "1d", "Travel is only glamorous<br>In retrospect.<br>- Paul Theroux");
toast.event("21 Jun", "1d", "A multitude of words<br>Is no proof of a prudent mind.<br>- Thales");
toast.event("22 Jun", "1d", "Happiness: a good bank account,<br>A good cook and a good digestion.<br>- Jean Jacques Rousseau");
toast.event("23 Jun", "1d", "The real problem is not<br>Whether machines think<br>But whether men do.<br>- B. F. Skinner");
toast.event("24 Jun", "1d", "On the whole human beings want to be good,<br>But not too good,<br>And not quite all the time.<br>- George Orwell");
toast.event("25 Jun", "1d", "A child of five would understand this.<br>Send someone to fetch a child of five.<br>- Groucho Marx");
toast.event("26 Jun", "1d", "If men were angels,<br>No government would be necessary.<br>- James Madison");
toast.event("27 Jun", "1d", "Only those who dare to fail greatly<br>Can ever achieve greatly.<br>- Robert F. Kennedy");
toast.event("28 Jun", "1d", "The art of being wise<br>Is the art of knowing<br>Is the art of knowing<br>What to overlook.<br>- William James");
toast.event("29 Jun", "1d", "A bank is a place that will lend you money<br>If you can prove that you don't need it.<br>- Bob Hope");
toast.event("30 Jun", "1d", "The beginning of knowledge is the discovery<br>Of something we do not understand.<br>- Frank Herbert");
toast.event("01 Jul", "1d", "The smaller the mind<br>The greater the conceit.<br>- Aesop");
toast.event("02 Jul", "1d", "Politics is not a bad profession.<br>If you succeed there are many rewards,<br>If you disgrace yourself<br>You can always write a book.<br>- Ronald Reagan");
toast.event("03 Jul", "1d", "Never express yourself more clearly<br>Than you are able to think.<br>- Niels Bohr");
toast.event("04 Jul", "1d", "Have no fear of perfection -<br>You'll never reach it.<br>- Salvador Dali");
toast.event("05 Jul", "1d", "It is better to know some of the questions<br>Than all of the answers.<br>- James Thurber");
toast.event("06 Jul", "1d", "If all the world's a stage,<br>I want to operate the trap door.<br>- Paul Beatty");
toast.event("07 Jul", "1d", "Good judgment comes from experience,<br>And experience comes from bad judgment.<br>- Barry LePatner");
document.writeln(toast.getEvent());